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I am a bridesmaid and the bride and groom have asked me to give a toast to the Groomsmen. Any ideas?

I know a lot of people have never heard of a bridesmaid giving a toast to the groomsmen, but this is what I was asked to do. I would like it to be very funny because I know all the groomsmen very well. Unfortunately, I can not make the usual joke about hooking up with a bridesmaid because they all are either married or dating. The wedding is next weekend and I need help. Thank you for your help!

You are right – I have never heard of the bridesmaid giving a toast to the groomsmen, but if that is what the bride and groom want…
Well, if you know them all well enough maybe you can think of a funny story from the past to relate to the crowd of people. Or maybe you can say something funny about them organizing the bachelor party for the groom. You can say “thanks” to the groomsmen for getting the groom drunk or mention something funny they did to the groom. Maybe something funny happened throughout the planning process – I am not really sure. I wish that I could give better advice, but that’s really the only thing that I can think of.